but you know what, it was a long week, I was out with friends, I was surrounded by alcohol, and I could have done way worse. I picked the low-cal option, so you know what, I’m happy. And you should be happy for me. How dare you be anything but happy for me.
I was so tempted to make a pit-stop at McDonald’s on the way home, but I didn’t. I made it through – I’m here. I saw Bob the Drag Queen. I’m happy.
P.S. Metrics, She Drank